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  1. Cooksiana Grande | The Elusive Poster Tour

    INTRO (INTERLUDE)   Baby loves, I'm tryna talk to you... There's a boy... And I don't quite know, what to do... Out faves come to those who wait, but patience ain't my thang...   The way he slays me, shows me he's the one, for sure the one...   Think I'd rather wait for him... foooooreeeeever.... Instead of havin' tea, just for my ownnnn... Oh, and I just wanna look at a pic of boobs! I wonder if he's lookin' at 'em, too And I don't know what... to do...  
  2. Cooksiana Grande | The Elusive Poster Tour

      LET ME STAN YOU (FT. LIL GABE) I just unstanned my main fave   Now out here faveless, I’ve been feelin’ quite depraved   But I ain’t even trippin’, cause I know some girl’s gon’ slay   And I know when she’s finished, I might have none of this scalp left, left, left   I just unstanned my main fave   You’re the one I’m feelin’ as I’m lurkin’ in your base   Good match and attire make me think I might be saved   But I know it’s contingent, gotta see if you’ll still slay, if you slay   But if it feels right, promise I’ll drop ha on sight   And if it fee-e-els right, promise, you’ll make my avi tonight   Just let me sta-a-a-a-a-an you     You   Just let me sta-a-a-a-a-an you   You Just let me sta-a-a-a-a-an you   You   Just let me sta-a-a-a-a-an you   You       As I’m lurkin’ in your base, I be noncommittal   I don’t want a second place   But I’ve got faith in ya, I think you could set the pace   And I ain’t tryna rush you, but bitch, win an important match today   Toda-ay       But if it feels right, promise I’ll drop ha on sight   And if it fee-e-els right, promise, you’ll make my avi tonight   Just let me sta-a-a-a-a-an you   You   Just let me sta-a-a-a-an you   You   Just let me sta-a-a-a-a-an you   You   Just let me sta-a-a-a-a-an you   You     I said “Bitch, I got a hot fave”   You say you gotta stop stanning for them flop faves   I say “you check for Alexa?”   You say “Yes, GawdT”   So what you need your ex for, she’s serving NeXT LordT?!     OK, Alexa Bliss, my little miss   Say goodbye to the cutie pie   Cooks’ ex missin’, it’s no biggie   Might be alive, might have died   He’s stanning for our Heiress   She’s the princess of the whole shit   No denyin’, it’s been written   That your fave’s the one she’s pinnin’, oh lawd   She’s top bitch at the PC, oh lawd   ‘Bout to make those five minutes all hers   And when it comes to that Layla, RIP in pieces   He’s just tryna stan, can’t be stuck lookin’ for an extinct species, oh my God!   (Lay’s no good, so just let me [GABEED] stan you, ba-a-aby)     SPARKLE SQUAD BAYBAYYYY   Just let me sta-a-a-a-a-an you   You   (He’s just tryna stan)   Just let me sta-a-a-a-an you   (I’m tryna stan)   You   (He’s just tryna stan—yeah I’m tryna stan, bae)   Just let me sta-a-a-an (I’M TRYNA STAAAAN, BABY)   HoOhOhoHoHoOHoOh…   He’s just tryna stan   I’mma make him stan   He gon’ make me stan   He’s just tryna stan   I’mma make him stan, I’mma make him…  
  3. Cooksiana Grande | The Elusive Poster Tour

    BAD DECISIONS Uh, yeah! Mmm...   Bitch, you know that you drive me crazy   You know you’ll never catch my like   I’mma keep it honest, baby   Posts got me like “ooh, noo”   Let ya keep on, keep on typin’, cause it don’t matter what you say   Cuz you know when you see me online, you go ghost like “boo-ooh”       You’ve been postin’ stupid shit   I’m inclined to comment   ‘Bout time that you got called out on it, so   Let me keep, let me keep on talkin’   That’s right   You got that whack thread   Posts that don't make sense   Tryna tug my head   You tried it, haaaaa   I can’t be pressed, bitch   I’m just offended   You ain’t of my kind   So just be kiiiind   Indy girls, deserve respect, and you just ain’t tryna-a give it   You and that whack thread, posts that make no sense   Make you make   BAAAAAAAAAAD   Girl, you makin’ them bad decisions BAAAAAAAAAAAD   Girl, you makin’ them bad decisions       Know you’ll act like you don’t understand it   Understand what I’m sayin’ ‘bout you   Look through your posts, I don’t have the time to   You’ll see that it’s true-ue   Think they bitter and always shading   When RAW's all you've tuuuned   Need dust up on your studies   They’re more successful than you     You’ve been postin’ stupid shit   I’m inclined to comment   ‘Bout time that you got called out on it, so   Let me keep, let me keep on talkin’   That’s right     You got that whack thread   Posts that don't make sense   Tryna tug my head   You tried it, haaaaa   I can’t be pressed, bitch   I’m just offended   You ain’t of my kind   So just be kiiiind   Indy girls, deserve respect (DESERVE RESPECT!), and you just ain’t tryna-a give it (Oh, no-o-oh!)   You and that whack thread, posts that make no sense   Make you make   BAAAAAAAAAAD   Girl, you makin’ them bad decisions (Bad decisions, baby!)   BAAAAAAAAAAAD   Girl, you makin’ them bad decisions     Don't you know you ain’t fuckin’ with a dumb bitch?   Who gone peep ya little shade and not clock it?   If you’re hurtin’, just be certain   In the end, I went a lot easier than I could have (BITCH!)     You got that whack thread   Posts that don't make sense   Tryna tug my head   You tried it, haaaaa   I can’t be pressed, bitch   I’m just offended   You ain’t of my kind   So just be kiiiind   Indy girls, deserve respect, and you just ain’t tryna-a give it   You and that whack thread, posts that make no sense   Make you make   BAAAAAAAAAAD   Girl, you makin’ them bad decisions   BAAAAAAAAAAAD   Girl, you makin’ them bad decisions   BAAAAAAAAAAD   Girl, you makin’ them bad decisions   BAAAAAAAAAAAD   Girl, you makin’ them bad decisions!
  4. Wrestling's Sexiest Men | NSFW

    i'm personally attacked everyday
  5. How would you book Maria Kanellis' return?

    WELCOME... TO MY PLACE... OF WORSHIP... MY NAME IS COOKSIE MOFO-DEVITT, AND I AM THE FIRST HUNTY OF ONLINE ROLEPLAYING...
  6. Lana defends her new gimmick on Twitter

    U pathetic villager. SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HER PHONE  
  7. Lana defends her new gimmick on Twitter

    I CAN'T BREATHE JSGHGJHSG
  8. FINN BÁLOR Finn blinks, his mind clearly in another play as he cooly looks around the parking lot. "S'whatever. Just wanna go home..." he trails off, a more somber tone in his voice.
  9. SAMI ZAYN Sami rubs the back of his head. "Yeah. Thanks, Kev... uh... be safe." He raises a hand up, bidding Kevin adieu with a perplexed half-smile.
  10. JOHN CENA John Cena sighs, putting his hands on his hips. "...Y'know what? ...You right! Damn, Liv-- hottest hype man-- lady-- in the game, bro! Look, I'm finna get active! Get some muhfuckin' pizza up in this bitch! And then, I'm hoppin' right back on the track! You feel me!?"
  11. FINN BÁLOR"I can do what I loike. And what I'd quite loike is teh go teh fook home," he'd bark. "I'm in a bit of a mood, if ye couldn't tell. And normally, I'd be sorry, but yer startin' to take the piss out of me. And it's not fookin' funny. It's annoying." Walking from Noam and heading towards his bags by the makeup table, he picked them up, received his check from the organizer, and return to Noam. "Onward."
  12. SAMI ZAYN Sami blinked furiously, things happening a little too fast for him in his current state of partial togetherness. "Wait... I wanted you to leave, Kevin. I get you're trying to hurt my feelings, but... like, I don't feel like my feelings should be hurt right now...?" He blinks more, looking around, confused. "What'd you say you wanted? A dollar? I don't want you to be mad, you really helped me out. Do you want it?"
  13. SAMI ZAYNIt takes a moment before Sami realizes what Kevin is saying, placing a hand over his eyes. "D-dude, I'm not letting you do coke on my fuckin' lawn... here," he'd offer, handing back the blunt. "I can only imagine how non-joking your fellacio suggestions are when on that shit... And trust me, tonight's already been weird enough..."
  14. JOHN CENA "Liv, Liv... I understand. Okay? I get it. I know what you're trying to do, but... no!" He forcibly removes himself from in front of the booth, shaking his head. "I've got a future I have to look forward to, okay? Dad wants me to come work for the company, I've got a lot on my plate this semester, the team needs me... this whole rap stuff, it's-- it's silly. I'm not cut out for it. In fact, you've been the only person to support me. I appreciate it, Liv, but... it's just not working out..."