A bottle of Adderall is uncapped. A heavy snort pushes the premier cocá further into the nostril. "I'm off the deep end," A chug of whiskey followed by a swallow is heard as Lady Gaga's vocals echo from the cracked iPhone 6's Music app: "Watch as I dive in!" @Wiccan Venus is ready to make the announcement. Eyes bleary, microphone clasped in hand, he says:
He walks out of the Big Brother house and takes a seat, ready to begin his exit interview.
JULEO CHEN: "Hello, and welcome, Al! First off- what just happened? Why are you out here?"
AL: "I don't know, Julie! I assume they were all threatened by my presence--rightfully so--and they would rather take the only minority of the series out than co-exist with me."
JULEO CHEN: "You were just evicted, but you didn't even attend the episode. Do you think the girls were afraid of you?"
AL: "Yes, duh? They would've never voted me off had I been present. Those same bitches that voted me out were the same bitches in my DM's begging for my vote!"
JULEO CHEN: "You had fights with both Dante and Samier, and you were evicted during Dante's Head of Household week. Not long after your departure, both Dante and Samier were evicted during the Double Eviction. What do you think of that?"
AL: "I think that that was the universe speaking to them and reminding them that I deal in fact, and the fact is that KARMA exists x"
JULEO CHEN: "Any final thoughts?"
AL: "Yes, I'd like to thank everyone crediting me for reviving Big Brother and giving it the ratings boosts it had. And my apologies to anyone offended by that HAG taking credit for it, when in fact, I sparked the ratings while the other one served doormat."
JULEO CHEN: "You're now off to the Jury House, but we'll see you back here on Finale Night when you cast your Jury Vote to crown the winner."
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