Commander Kij098

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About Commander Kij098

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    Emperor Pilaf's 2nd in command.
  • Birthday 08/02/1985

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  • Gender Male
  • Location Burlington, Iowa
  • Interests Wrestling, video games, being a general pain in the ass.

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  1. [AEW Spoilers] Former NXT wrestler set to make AEW debut?

    Jericho is Le Dumbass.
  2. Marty Jannetty admits to murder - Police now investigating.

    I now declare The Barber Shop incident to be Shawn Michaels' face turn.  Seriously though, at this point Marty needs to be in a jail cell.
  3. Not Moderated: Extreme Rules

    This is not how I thought I would start today:
  4. HB Rants and Struggles - A Venting Thread

    Well, this is my first time in this section, but I just found out today that my (no longer) cousin has been convicted of sexual assault on a minor.  He'll be serving 55 years for this. If you want to read more, I have a link to the story. Hope he rots in the 10th layer of Hell.
  5. Long-running police shows facing cancellation

    The theme song was the only good thing about Cops anyway.
  6. Happiest of Birthdays, Dearest Mariah

    Happy birthday, boss woman.
  7. J.K Simmons is Jameson to a lot of people, so that's great news.
  8. Stardom’s Hana Kimura Passes Away At Age 22

  9. Not Moderated: Extreme Rules

    How to be a massive piece of shit, The Jim Cornette way: Hates Becky Lynch for wanting to be a mom. Makes fun of Dana Brooke's face.   I've never seen anybody in wrestling this bitter over small, trivial shit.  He was only funny when went after Vince Russo, and even that's getting old now.  
  10. WWE Announces Cutbacks & Releases Talent

    Man, I liked Gulak.  His "Better, Safer WWE" gimmick was a license to print money.  He was getting good reactions from the fans, which not everybody from 205 Live, with the exception of Mustafa Ali, could get.
  11. Becky Lynch Announces Pregnancy on Raw, Vacates Title

    Congrats to her.
  12. Nikki Bella talks about her neck injury

    Oh god, that's even more terrifying.  In my defense, I legitimately thought he landed on his head.
  13. Nikki Bella talks about her neck injury

    God, i remember the Misawa incident.  In case anyone was wondering; he took a suplex (I think it was a Belly to Back suplex) and landed on his head, breaking his neck.  Attempts to revive him were unsuccessful, and fans were chanting his name, hoping he'd be alright.
  14. RIP Longtime Announcer Howard Finkel

    RIP Fink.  Like Ninja said; if you're a wrestling fan, this is the shittiest 24 hour span ever.
  15. WWE Announces Cutbacks & Releases Talent

    I knew that that old cunt did this.