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Cooksiana Grande

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Your hub for the masterful collection of all of the songtress' HB parody songs, and updates on future records/live performances!

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creamer
released: expected whenever i feel like it

1 trumpets (a blissfit died)
2 flamed (feat. maxwell)
3 the likes is coming (feat. dante minaj)
4 r.e.m
5 god is a carmite
6 creamer
7 resentful
8 everytime
9 watchin
10 no words left to write
11 timeline (feat. jay-elliot)
12 better off
13 give your like n go
14 liv morgan
15 improve soon



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elusive poster
released: december 2016

Released after the onset of the Women's Revolution and at the peak of her reign as a moderator on Heartbreakers, Cooksiana makes it clear; if anyone's going to serve mess, it's going to be her. Dipping into newfound faves in Alexa Bliss and Finn Balor, Cooksiana shows she's ready to rep on anthemic bangers such as "Let Me Stan You" (featuring Lil Gabe) and "Into You", while also showing a more pugnacious side on the album's tryhard denouncing title track and "Like to Like" (featuring Dante Minaj), an ode to advantageous dragging. As intimate as it is lethal, this sophomore record leaves out little details.

1 elusive poster
2 be alright
3 into you
4 like to like (feat. dante minaj)
5 let me stan you (feat. lil gabe)
6 leave me faveless (ft. sara gray)
7 greedy
8 everyday (ft. shofuture)
9 bighead
10 sometimes
11 i don't care
12 josh's song (fave went away)
13 bad decisions

14 knew better/forever stan
15 buss it
16 thinkin' bout finn


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my faves
released: october 2015

After initially sampling "Problem" and "Hands on Me" at the 2014 Heartbreaker Awards, Cooksiana Grande made forum history by unveiling the first-ever 'forum album' following the success of 2015 HBA smash collaboration, "Fridge Fridge". Featuring a handful of collaborations that serve as a window into the end of Cooksie's reign as defending leader of #LAYNATION, whether it be sauntering bops or emotional ballads you're looking for, My Faves offers it in excess.

1 intro
2 problem (feat. besosbitches)
3 shade your fave right back (feat. childish toratlan)
4 shade free (feat. chaz)
5 hands on me (feat. a$ap oldsie)
6 because of layla (feat. the christnd)
7 poor taste (feat. big willy)

8 one last game
9 just a little stint on the chart
10 why try

11 fridge fridge (feat. dante minaj & psyche j)

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hopeless roleplay kingdom
released: june 2017
After participating in four separate role-playing groups at once during the summer of 2017, Cooksiana channels Halsey in this short, but salty ode to flakes as a cautionary tale; never ship slash on Tumblr.
1 the prologue
2 now or never
3 sorry
4 good mourning
5 lie (ft. fashionpo)
6 dm's could talk

 

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blissertation
released: december 2017
Intended to be a full-length release, days before its tentative release date on December 15th, stan Twitter would dox Alexa Bliss, exposing her Republican voting status. Unbeknownst to it all, Cooksiana stays rigid in her final days as a Blissfit, captured perfectly in a defiant, two-song punch.

★ 1 look what you made me post
2 ...ready for it?

cc: #LAYNATION Records -- A Division of Heartbreakers Recording Company

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01 "Intro"
 


 

My fave’s retired now

It sometimes sucks, I admit

But now, just lookin’ back

I feel contented knowin’ she’s livin’ life

‘Bout to be the next housewife, I promise you

She’ll see it through

And you’ll stan, too...

 

 

 

02 "Problem" (featuring besosbitches)

 

 

It’s besosbee-tches, it’s past my bed time right now so I’ll be on in like five hours, aye!

 

Hey, baby even though I drag ya, I really love ya

I stan you-o-o-ooh!

And even though I am a ‘villain,’ I’m really chillin’

Yes, I do-o-o-ooh!

Tell me, tell me, Gooooddess, why’s Layla so flawless?

‘Cause even though y’all try to hide it, you can’t deny it

You stan too-o-o-ooh!

 

Take out your cards girls, to all whom it concerns,

I’ll start another fake stan surge, like Layla’s last heel turn!

 

 

 

 

One less problem without ‘cha, I got one less problem without ‘cha,

I got one less problem without ‘cha

 

I got one less, one less problem

 

One less problem without ‘cha, I got one less problem without ‘cha,

I got one less problem without ‘cha

I got one less, one less problem

 

I know you treat me like I’m evil, I’m really not, tho

Yes, it’s true-o-o-ooh!

And clearly by my nominations, you really use me

On the low-oh-ooh!

And every time I’m posting, on Extreme Rules

I feel a little bit bless-ed, my digs aren’t cheap

Can’t say the same about you!

 

 

Thirsty for acclaim like Brandon on Omegle,

If I made a sextape, that (shh…) would be Spiegel!

 

One less problem without ‘cha, I got one less problem without ‘cha,

I got one less problem without ‘cha, I got one less, one less problem.

 

One less problem without ‘cha, I got one less problem without ‘cha,

I got one less problem without ‘cha

I got one less, one less problem

 

 

It’s besosbee-tches… uh, what’cha got!

 

 Smart money betting I won’t read this when this song drops

That way it’s not my fault when I see it flopped

I stan Bellas, Layla El

Bitch, you’re mad, I can tell

Was here for two months, I snatched that spot and then I bailed

 

It’s besosbitches, I leave Stephen in stitches

Chillin’ in #LAYNATION hell, while Hasnan’s doing my dishes

It’s been a long time coming, but it’s Nation again

Better than hanging around with Fridge, Fugly and Friends

 

No shade, either, bitch, I only speak in facts

Livin’ in furnished mansions while your fave’s shitting in shacks

I spent all of 2015, locked up in a different kind of cell

Took that bullet for my team, Grizzly, Cooksie and JayEl, yeah

 

 

Mmm… yeah, one less, one less, problem. One less, one less problem.

 

Take out your cards girls, to all whom it concerns,

I’ll start a fake stan surge, like Layla’s last heel turn!

 

 

One less problem without ‘cha, I got one less problem without ‘cha,

I got one less problem without ‘cha

 

I got one less, one less problem

 

One less problem without ‘cha, I got one less problem without ‘cha,

I got one less problem without ‘cha

I got one less, one less problem

 

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03 "Shade Your Fave Right Back" (featuring Childish Toratlan)

 

I should’ve saw it coming

Overthought that last like

And I wanted to believe you, trust you

Thought you could keep it light

 

But clearly you just ain’t shit

You want hit

I see it all the time

And I’ve already been there, done that

I’ll just go there again, yeah

 

What goes around, comes around

And if you try me, you’ll get pound

Thought you could duck me with that run around

But you gon’ catch since I’m online now

 

Now that you’ve tried it

I just wanna shade your fave right back

Right back

Want you to submit to me verbally

I just wanna shade your fave right back

Yeah, all this time, I was kind

And ya outta line, tryna go against me

 

‘Cause Laysus saved me

And your fave is ugly

Your fave is, yes, your fave is

Your fave is ugly

 

You saw I, wasn’t on line, tried to throw, some shade

Now that I, am I’ll get my, can of HB Raid

You’re tellin’ me you’re sorry, “take it easy”, “I’ll drag Charlotte next time”

But you already did shit, you’ll get hit, look dumb as shit this time, yeah

 

What goes around, comes around

And if you try me, you’ll get pound

Thought you could duck me with that run around

But you gon’ catch since I’m online now

 

Now that you’ve tried it

I just wanna shade your fave right back

Right back

Want you to submit to me verbally

I just wanna shade your fave right back

Yeah, all this time, I was kind

And ya outta line, tryna go against me

 

‘Cause Laysus saved me

And your fave is ugly

Your fave is, yes, your fave is

Your fave is ugly

 

‘Cause Laysus saved me

And your fave is ugly

Your fave is, yes, your fave is

Your fave is ugly

 

You got some stans, but them stans ain’t loyal

Don’t understand how to spell it out for you

Yes she is beat, looks like shit, an undead bride

The only wedding she’ll see in her lifetime

Nah, let me stop cause y’all play too much

I go in my fave’s base and I see QB too much

She be like ‘yas queen umm at least she is still employed’

Bitch this ship has sailed, go and get yo ass off, ahoy!

 

Said C-O-O-K-Y-L-E (uh…) He ain’t shit, but I got paid, so I, uh

I know Paige’s losing streak is in intact

And that mop swing from her scalp to her back

(It’s a sight to see)

 

 

Now that you’ve tried it

I just wanna shade your fave right back

Right back

Want you to submit to me verbally

I just wanna shade your fave right back

Yeah, all this time, I was kind

And ya outta line, tryna go against me

 

‘Cause Laysus saved me

And your fave is ugly

Your fave is, yes, your fave is

Your fave is ugly

 

‘Cause Laysus saved me

And your fave is ugly

Your fave is, yes, your fave is

Your fave is ugly

 

Ooh, yeah, Ari ain’t shit, but I needed a flop


Ooh, yeah, and I was limited on black men on stock

 

Ooh, yeah, Ari ain’t shit, but I needed a flop

 

Ooh, yeah, and I was limited on black men on stock, hey!

 

04 "Shade Free"

 

 

If you’re trying, save it

I’ve probably read it before

Tried to stop it, clock it

Then it just grows even more

 

See I lived for the days when I

Got my kii, had a laugh without having to try

But now all I ever see on this tacky ass board

Are digs and “drags” everyone here has tried before

 

This is

The part when I say, “shut the fuck up”

You’re not funny and you look dumb as fuck

From now on

HB should be shade free

‘Cause y’all just can’t land jokes anymore

 

This is

The part when I say, “shut the fuck up”

You’re not funny and you look dumb as fuck

From now on

HB should be shade free

‘Cause y’all can’t land jokes anymore

 

“She got you pressed, you seething?”

The ‘why you mad’ of our time

It’s not creative, it’s dated

ER is on the decline

 

 

See I lived for the days when I

Got my kii, had a laugh without having to try

But now all I ever see on this tacky ass board

Are digs and “drags” everyone here has tried before

 

This is

The part when I say, “shut the fuck up”

You’re not funny and you look dumb as fuck

From now on

HB should be shade free

‘Cause y’all just can’t land jokes anymore

 

This is

The part when I say, “shut the fuck up”

You’re not funny and you look dumb as fuck

From now on

HB should be shade free

‘Cause y’all can’t land jokes anymore

 

The thought of the old guard it gives me life

If you don’t like it, step ya game up

And maybe I won’t verbally bitchslap you, hoe

Will y’all do it? The answer’s no

 

Shut the fuck up!

 

 

This is

The part when I say, “shut the fuck up”

You’re not funny and you look dumb as fuck

From now on

HB should be shade free

‘Cause y’all just can’t land jokes anymore

 

 

This is

The part when I say, “shut the fuck up”

You’re not funny and you look dumb as fuck

From now on

HB should be shade free

‘Cause y’all just can’t land jokes anymore

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05 "Hands on Me" (featuring A$AP Oldsie)
 
 

Put ya hands on me, don’t take ‘em off

Until I say so, then you can fuck off

Then you can fuck off, just click the ‘x’ don’t talk

Exit out your browser and then take a walk

 

Plug DJ, with my girls, taking names, hey, what’s good?

Picture me, and you maybe

Exchanging pictures, but I’m not like that

 

I see you, in Darkest Secrets, N-S-F-W

All I need, is somewhere to shoot my skeez (ew)

 

So put your hands on it

Put your hands on it (x8)

 

Put your hands on me, oh, you could put your hands on me

If you like what you see, my PMs are always free

 

It’s your birthday everyday with Cooksie

And he’s got these gays locked in, A-Z

It’s your birthday everyday with Cooksie

And he’s got these gays locked in, A-Z

 

Shirt off, keep the butt plugs at home

It might be a little thing, but it might get long, yup

Go like that post for me

I could drag your fave, but I won’t, give it to me

 

I see you, in Darkest Secrets, N-S-F-W

All I need, is somewhere to shoot my skeez, oh

 

Put your hands on it,

Put your hands on it (x8)

 

Put your hands on me, oh, you could put your hands on me

If you like what you see, my PMs are always free

 

It’s your birthday everyday with Cooksie

And he’s got these gays locked in, A-Z

It’s your birthday everyday with Cooksie

And he’s got these gays locked in, A-Z

 

Can I can I can I please get your Snapchat?
Send it to me, oh, you know just how I like that

I got my clique stunting, oh, you already know that?

Might take me some Mariah., bitch, she own that

 

It’s your birthday everyday with Cooksie,

And he’s got these gays locked in, A-Z

Got y’all formin’ fan clubs, all thirst, no chilly

Y’all better tread light or get clocked by Willy

 

But before he do that, let me put some rap on, yeah

Iggy so shit, y’all can’t call that shit hip hop

Brandon sweatin’ so much, I just might steal his damn phone

He gon’ have set a whole new ringtone

 

I love the way it feels, when you’re liking my post, it heals

I feel so #beautiful, but be real

I don’t think y’all know the deal

 

Put your hands on it,

Put your hands on it (x8)

 

Put your hands on me, oh, you could put your hands on me

If you like what you see, my PMs are always free

 

 

06 "Because of Layla" (featuring The Christnd)

 

 

 

Let me tell you something, QB’s not slow

And if y’all were pressed then, you went and let it show

If you’d just open, up Layla’s base

You’d renew your stan card, at a cheetah’s pace

 

And if in the thread you find a pic,

And you then decide to pull out your dick

No one’s gonna judge you if you jerk it

God will forgive you, in this instance

 

‘Cause if you’re going to be straight,

It’s probably, probably, probably going to be because of Layla

And if you plug your prostate

It’s probably, probably, probably going to be because of Layla

Hooo, hooo, hooo, hooo

Probably, probably, probably

Hooo, hooo, hooo, hooo

Because, because, of Layla

 

I know your motives, and they’re not kind

The thread you just made? Not gonna pay it mind

Because you know my impact, gave these threads some views

But that’s for my work, no free promo for you

 

And if on the forum, you hover over my name

You’ll see that my likes and yours just aren’t the same

Got a top ten bracket with one year in the game

When you’re snubbed this summer, I’ll be the one to blame

 

Because if you’re going to flamebait

It’s probably, probably, probably going to be because of Layla

And if you know you made a mistake

It’s probably, probably, probably going to be because of Layla

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Probably, probably, probably

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Because, because of Layla

 

So what I do if my fave looks like she got hit by a truck?

You gotta drop drop drop that bitch

And who do I stan if my fave’s run out of luck?

I’m gonna say say say it again

 

 

‘Cause if you won an HBA

It’s probably, probably, probably because you stan for Layla

And if you get dragged by trishallday

It’s probably, probably, probably because you didn’t stan for Layla

(Follow the will of the Lord!)

 

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Probably, probably, probably

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Because, because of Layla

 

Hoo, hoo, hoo

(Yes, you better stan her, stan her, do it)

Probably, probably, probably

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,

Because, because of Layla

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07 "Poor Taste" (featuring Big Willy)

 

 

 

How soon do I forget, how you feel

Stanning for a frumpy bitch, a tanned eel

Knowing that there’s no point, in my appeal

You’ve made your claim, yeah

 

Break up, make up, where is our award

Can’t we just keep our accord?

Am I really just this bored? Yeah


But even though E*e ain’t shit, we can just agree elsewhere

We stan Eva, Laysus and even Ms. Mar

And even Naomi on a really, really, reeeeeally good day, mmm

 

And I’ll just have to learn to live with your poor taste

It’s unattractive, but I can subtract it, yeah

There’s a long way to fall from the cleft of her chin

But I’ll hold on, hold on

 

I guess I’m wrong, can’t have my faults, but you can

Considering all those floppy hoes that you were trying to stan

Let me stop, I won’t go off

Because I care a little bit, too

I think you’re cool, and I think you’re just a tad bit insensitive but I

I know retirement can be a beach with no shore,

I know stanning an irrelevant can seem like a chore

I know sometimes you’re lookin’ hard for any news from that bitch

You think you have it bad? Bitch, you don’t even know half of it

 

And I feel like ya insults are ‘cause you’re scared of the truth,

You ask why my fave is absent but I know I could just ask you

I wish that she was relevant, but these things to you I know that I can’t confide in

All these arguments just end up servin’ us as reminders

Botching, but she’s human, except E*e she’s a goddess, only lyin’ to you when I say that I stan Lay in the slightest

When your fave ain’t shit, it’s hard to say she’s ever coming back

You think you have it bad? Cooks, you don’t even know half of it

Do you?

 

Break up, make up, where is our award

Can’t we just keep our accord?

Am I really just this bored? Yeah

 

But even though E*e ain’t shit, we can just agree elsewhere

We stan Eva, Laysus and even Ms. Mar

And even Naomi on a really, really, really good day, mmm

 

And I’ll just have to learn to live with your poor taste

It’s unattractive, but I can subtract it, yeah

There’s a long way to fall from the cleft of her chin

But I’ll hold on, hold on

 

Poor… taste

Poor… taste

 

But I’ll be holdin’ my tongue for you, for you (x2)

 

 

 

08 "One Last Game"

 

 

I was a traitor

I gave into the new girls

I know I should’ve fought it

At least I’m being honest

 

Feels like it’s unfair

Your career into thin air

It’s been coming for a minute

But it still don’t make it hurt less

 

And I know, and I know, and I know,

He gives you everything, puppies, pre-nup, and a diamond ring

And I know, and I know, and I know,

That you got all those things, but I got nothing here without you

 

So one last game,

I need to be, able, to play as you

One more game,

I promise after that, you can do you

To be happy and supportive of ya, I should

But that engagement band don’t fit like a title would

One last game,

I need to be, able, to play as you

 

You were nonchalant, your matches, nonexistent

You showed on Main Event once, made another disappearance

2K forgave me, after I said they support slavery,

And I know that seems dramatic,

But have you seen Naomi’s face, bitch

 

 

And I know, and I know, and I know

You had a great career

But queen, you still had business here

And I know, and I know, and I know

That you got everything, but I got no fave here without you

 

So one last game, I need to be, able, to play as you

One more game, to drag these girls online, HB, wherever, ooh

To be happy and supportive of ya, I should

But that engagement band don’t fit like a title would

One more game

I need to be, able, to play as you

 

OoooOoooh (F#5)

 

I know I should’ve fought it, at least I’m being honest

It’s been coming for a minute, but it still don’t make it hurt less

 

‘Cause I don’t want to watch without you

 

So one last game, I need to be, able, to play as you

One more game, I promise after that, you can do you

To be happy and supportive of ya, I should

But that engagement band don’t fit like a title would

 

One last game, I need to be, able, to play as you

 

One last game, I need to be, able, to play as you

 

 

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09 "Just A Little Stint on the Chart"

 

 

I don’t ever ask y’all, for very much

Other than to join my games, and y’all don’t do such

But if I could have just one, last dying request

Would y’all just humor me, if I were to suggest

 

If I were to suggest

 

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint on the chart

A spot on the Most Liked chart is all I want

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint is all I’m asking for

 

I know I’m not the only one, but I’m just the best one

All you have to do is like my last post, and then you’ll be done

I know that it’s not easy, it takes a lot of luck

Most of y’all just suck

But that doesn’t take away from what you could do

I know you hate Ari M., and I do too

 

So just a little stint on the chart,

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint on the chart is all I want

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint is all I’m asking for

 

Just a little stiiiint, ooh

 

Yeah (x5)

 

I know I’m not the only one, but I’m just the best one

All you have to do is like my last post, and then you’ll be done

 

LIKE MY POST BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

 

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint on the chart

A spot on the Most Liked chart is all I want

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint on the chart

Just a little stint is all I’m asking for

 

(x3)

 

 

10 "Why Try"

 

 

I’ve been livin’ on botches and dropkicks, basic chicks, yeah

Realize these currents, that they ain’t shit, ain’t worth it, nooo, I

Kills me how, you’re tweeting but I

Don’t know why you’ve disappeared

Starting to think this ain’t worth the dramatics, and that I’m over it

 

But I’m stanning my fave

And I won’t rest until that bitch returns now

But why, do I try?

You drive me insane

Now I’m living for a damn Main Event match

So why, do I try?

 

You got me like

 

Na na na, na na na na (x4)

 

Ooh, yeah

 

Your career is just driving me batshit, where has it, all gone

Even though you could still make my words skip, ‘dskjsflsksfjlf’, yeah

Kills me how, you’re forty and you wanna go blonde, wyd bitch

 

 

Starting to think this ain’t worth the dramatics, and that I’m over it

 

But I’m stanning my fave

And I won’t rest until that bitch returns now

But why, do I try?

You drive me insane

Now I’m living for a damn Main Event match

So why, do I try?

 

You got me like

 

Na na na, na na na na (x4)

 

Ooh, Layla look what you’ve done

Got me livin’ off botches, stanning for dropkicks

Ooh, Layla look what you’ve done

Got me stanning for basics, livin’ off botched hits

Ooh, Layla look what you’ve done

Got me livin’ off botches, stanning for dropkicks

Ooh, Layla look what you’ve done

Got me stanning for basics, livin’ off botched hits

 

But I’m stanning my fave!

 

And I won’t rest until that bitch returns now

But why, do I try?

You drive me insane

Now I’m living for a damn Main Event match

So why, do I try?

 

You got me like

 

Na na na, na na na na (x4)

 

 

Na na na, na na na na (x3)

 

 
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+ BONUS TRACKS

 

13 "Emoticons" (Mariah Teri Cover)

 

 

YOU

 

:ahh:  :ahh: :ahh  :ahh:  :ahh:

 

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Oh, oh, YOU

 

djF;g’aieo;ka’g  :ahh:  :ahh:  :ahh:

 

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14 "PYP" (featuring Androria Justice)

 

 

Open up, my computer at home

The thought claws at my skin, it won’t leave me alone

Why can’t I go onto ER in peace?

Should I deny like I do?

Or am I inclined to believe?

 

I know it’s strange, it might be a condition

But the mental image hovers with repetition


I really hope that this joke loses its stride

That it just gets lost and dies

But the thought’s still inside

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Paige’s yellow pussy keeps on haunting me!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

It looks like mustard and it smells like cheese!

 

Is it healthy? Is it ugly? The thought just keeps on, clouding my mind!

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Paige’s yellow pussy keeps on haunting me!

P-Y-P

P-Y-P

Paige’s yellow pussy, Paige’s yellow pussy!

 

Andy, please, her hygiene is in line

Douches when she can, tries to shave every 3 to 9

Sometimes I feel like it could be very true

They keep coming for me

I don’t know what to do

 

I know it’s strange, she’s probably in good condition

Or that pussy could be curdled beyond recognition

 

Maybe you’re right, that pic might be a good sign

I don’t know just where my feelings align

 

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Paige’s yellow pussy keeps on haunting me!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

It looks like mustard and it smells like cheese!

 

Is it healthy? Is it ugly? The thought just keeps on, clouding my mind!

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Paige’s yellow pussy keeps on haunting me!

P-Y-P

P-Y-P

Paige’s yellow pussy, Paige’s yellow pussy!

 

God, I hope it’s clean

Yeah

And oh my god, do vaginas make me squeam, oh yeah, yeah

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Paige’s yellow pussy keeps on haunting me!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

It looks like mustard and it smells like cheese!

 

Is it healthy? Is it ugly? The thought just keeps on, clouding my mind!

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Paige’s yellow pussy keeps on haunting me!

P-Y-P

P-Y-P

Paige’s yellow pussy, Paige’s yellow pussy! (x4)

 

 

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Well, here it is. My first full-length album. I'd like to thank the presidents of my label, Meh and Sho-Z, for allowing my vision to come to life. Special thanks to Ari, Michael, Dante, Willy, Andrew, Oldsie, Solo and Christon for their collaborations.


 


Hope y'all enjoy, make sure to leave some likes and a review below!


 


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*doesn't see my name*

*leaves*

 

jk it's cute.

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I hate you for Fridge Fridge. I can't enjoy the reg version without using that hook  :rot:

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dhakdkalmssksk my verse in Poor Taste gets better and better every time I hear it :legend:

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Poor Taste was really powerful and honest. :clap:

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Where are your HBAs? #QTHBBC

 

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Oh wow, i guess i'm  the Leo Dicaprio of HB.

 

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Oh wow, i guess i'm  the Leo Dicaprio of HB.

 

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that's nice

 

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I'm gonna need your damn schedule. The amount of time it took to post these! :laycry:

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Fridge Fridge, Hands On Me and Poor Taste are my faves!

 

PYP is a pretty good bop as well. :twerk:

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I'm gonna need your damn schedule. The amount of time it took to post these! :laycry:

I've had these finished for like a week and I couldn't post them until now so don't do too much on me bitch :rot:

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Yaas. Let me listen in full when I get home. :clap:

Fuck you for those closing lines on SYFRB though. :cry:

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Yaas. Let me listen in full when I get home. :clap:

Fuck you for those closing lines on SYFRB though. :cry:

luv u :heart:

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Cooksiana Grande might be a knock off Mariah Teri but this album was serving us the cheese, the crackers, AND the wine hens.


Track to track was a bop to bop.


 


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